Monster Shark Tournement Coming to Newport

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The City Council voted to grant a special event license for the Monster Shark Tournament, which is moving to Newport from Martha’s Vineyard.

While other parts of the country remain to be afraid of Sharks, New Englanders are bad ass enough to make catching them, into a competition. Me on the other hand, think Sharks are scary as shit. After watching the documentry Black Fish, I acquired a new, profound fear of anything that lives in the ocean.

This will be a cool way to see thee kind of sharks that are swimming right off our coast. It just isn’t for me. Chances are if anyone catches a shark over 3 feet, I will never go to a beach again. Not even to hang out in the sand, like ill move to Kansas and cook meth, just to avoid getting eaten


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