Meet Wilbur, 7 years old,
Wilbur is a straight BAD ASS. Look at his face. Has definitely seen some crazy shit. Reminds me of Matthew McConaughey in True Detective. The type of cat who could stare death right in the face and not feel threatened. Has nothing to lose. Who needs a guard dog when you could have Wilbur prowling your hallways at night ready to pounce on any intruder that may invade. Probably could catch a fish with his bare claws before you could with a fishing pole. Get this cat and you will never get fucked with again.