(thesmokinggun.com) An Oregon motorist wearing a “Drunk As Shit” t-shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge. Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys.
Everything about this picture is gold. Anyone who can embrace a DUI like this guy is immediately my best friend. The funny shirt, the million dollar smile. Everything just works. The absolute perfect mugshot. This guy wins everything